Recipe for Disaster Pudding:
Start with one adopted Chinese baby.
Add one dim-witted daddy with vast knowledge of television and video games but zilch about children. Mix with alcohol and cynicism.
Serve chilled.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Ode to Velcro Tabs (a poop haiku)
Oh, stinky diaper. Velcro tabs, not safety pins. How I love Pampers.
